Chrome diner counter, red vinyl stools, and a pie case under magenta neon.

The board

Standard diner food. Unreasonable names.

Burgers come with Super Freak Fries. The bison is Hungry Like the Wolf. The scramble answers to Beat It or Eat It. Substitutions are a conversation, not a web form.

Breakfast Club All Day

Eggs, griddle, and the kind of coffee that could run a radio station.

  • Don't Stop Believin' Benedict

    $15

    Poached eggs, Canadian bacon, hollandaise, toasted English muffin, paprika.

  • Eye of the Tiger Toast

    $13

    Thick-cut cinnamon French toast, maple butter, warm syrup.

  • Take On Me Omelette

    $14

    Three eggs, ham, cheddar, peppers, onion. Hash browns on the side.

  • Beat It Scramble

    $13

    Three eggs, sausage, American cheese, white toast. Ask for it as Eat It if you came for the parody. Same plate. Michael wrote the beat. Al wrote the appetite.

  • Wake Me Up Before You Waffle

    $17

    Belgian waffle, fried chicken, hot honey, a pat of butter that does not survive long.

Stacked cinnamon French toast with melting maple butter on a diner plate.
Eye of the Tiger Toast

Burgers & Handhelds

Smash, melt, stack. Super Freak Fries ride along unless you say otherwise.

  • Thriller Burger

    $16

    Double smash patty, American cheese, pickles, chopped onion, house sauce, sesame bun.

  • Hungry Like the Wolf

    $18

    Bison smash, cheddar, grilled onion, pickles, house sauce. Duran Duran, on a bun. Super Freak Fries ride along.

  • Livin' on a Prayer Patty Melt

    $16

    Rye, Swiss, caramelized onions, the reason we keep a flattop.

  • Walk This Way Club

    $15

    Turkey, bacon, iceberg, tomato, mayo, toasted white. Three slices. No debate.

  • Footloose Kevin Bacon-LT

    $14

    Thick bacon, cold tomato, shredded iceberg, garlic mayo.

  • Everybody Wants to Rule the Roast Beef

    $17

    Hot roast beef, au jus, horseradish cream, on a roll.

Double smash cheeseburger with pickles and fries on a cream diner plate.
Thriller Burger

Plates

The long songs. Come hungry or take a box. We still have boxes.

  • Every Bite You Take Fried Chicken

    $19

    Half chicken, mashed potatoes, peppered gravy, slaw.

  • Flashdance Fish & Chips

    $18

    Beer-battered cod, tartar, lemon, a heap of fries.

  • Careless Whisper Chicken-Fried Steak

    $19

    Cube steak, cream gravy, mashed, green beans.

  • Take on Meatloaf

    $17

    House loaf, ketchup glaze, mashed potatoes, peas. Toto would approve of the gravy, not the geography.

  • Don't You Forget About Ribeye

    $29

    Twelve ounces, herb butter, baked potato, the one fancy thing on the board.

  • Jump! Chicken Tenders

    $16

    Hand-breaded, fries, choice of ranch, honey mustard, or hot honey.

Golden fried chicken with mashed potatoes, gravy, and coleslaw.
Every Bite You Take Fried Chicken

Sides

Order more than you meant to. That is the correct amount.

  • Super Freak Fries

    $5

    Twice-fried, salt, a cup of ketchup that will not be enough.

  • Addicted to Love Onion Rings

    $7

    Beer batter, stacked in a chrome basket.

  • Karma Chameleon Coleslaw

    $4

    Cabbage, carrot, a dressing that stays put.

  • Whip It Mash

    $5

    Whipped potatoes, gravy on request, gravy anyway.

  • Ronnie's Chili Cheese Fries

    $9

    Fries, beef chili, cheddar, onions. A commitment.

  • Total Eclipse of the Hearty Chili

    $7

    Bowl, cheddar, oyster crackers, optional jalapeños.

A tall stack of golden onion rings in a chrome diner basket.
Addicted to Love Onion Rings

Fountain

The soda fountain still hisses. Shakes are made with ice cream, not optimism.

  • Shaje It UP Shake

    $8

    Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry. Whipped cream, cherry, metal mixing cup on the side.

  • Ice Ice Baby Malt

    $8

    Vanilla malt, extra malt if you ask the way people used to ask.

  • Like a Virgin Vanilla Cream

    $6

    Vanilla ice cream, soda, no jokes from the staff. (There will be jokes.)

  • 99 Luftballons Shirley Temple

    $4

    Ginger ale, grenadine, cherries. A balloon is not included.

  • Blue Monday Lime Rickey

    $5

    Blueberry syrup, lime, soda, crushed ice.

  • Relax Root Beer Float

    $6

    Root beer, vanilla ice cream, a long spoon.

  • Purple Rain

    $8

    Blackberry or blueberry, vanilla ice cream. It stains the straw. Prince does not share the recipe.

  • Just Can't Get Enough

    $3

    Bottomless house coffee. Depeche Mode wrote the policy: one cup is not the point.

  • Electric Avenue Iced Tea

    $3

    Black tea, lemon, unlimited refills, strong opinions about sweet vs. not.

Tall vanilla milkshake with whipped cream and a cherry in a fountain glass.
Shaje It UP Shake

Sweets

Pie under glass. Fudge on ice cream. The case is not decorative.

  • Maneater Sundae

    $9

    Vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, peanuts, cherry.

  • Sweet Dreams Banana Split

    $10

    The classic three-scoop construction. Nuts, sauces, cherries, a banana that did nothing wrong.

  • Cherry Pie à la Mode

    $8

    Lattice crust, hot slice, vanilla ice cream.

  • Faith Hot Fudge Cake

    $8

    Warm chocolate cake, fudge, ice cream. Belief optional.

  • Time After Time Apple Crisp

    $8

    Cinnamon apples, oat topping, poured cream.

Hot fudge sundae in a tulip glass with whipped cream and a cherry.
Maneater Sundae